Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Paging BROLINMONKEY...you have a phone call at the front desk
A rare species of monkey was found yesterday, it's natural habitat...... living room hallways. Brolinmonkey is known for such movies as "Amityville Horror", and "Pee Wee's Big Adventure" and is married to singer/actress Barbra Streisand. Brolinmonkey is part of a species scientifically known as Monkus-Actorus, which also includes Lyle Lovett and the monkey from the Matt Lablanc sleeper hit "Ed". Brolinmonkey is known for constantly growing beards, and sweating profusely.